Ahh good folks I have a dream to share and I’m taking the time to write it out! Excitement~
I dreamt about a friend’s wedding (which was exacly a year ago already) and this time her wedding wasn’t as glamorous or put together. She didn’t even have a big poofy white dress. It was blue or Hawaii’an-y and the bride’s maids had on all different (personal) type dressed..and one girls was a satin green with a scoop neck. I was so confused and kept trying to talk to the bride (my friend) and ask, “Tracey, what’s going on? Why did you decide on a wedding like this? Where’s your white dress?” People scattered everywhere, coming and going, and chaos. Then I go to eat in a reception type area and which the door also says “Bathroom” so I walk in the door and assume the bathroom is this room (wouldn’t be some other room within the room..right?) and I sit down with my plate of food and in my chair I begin to pee. I’m a little shy and embarassed b/c it’s right out in the open and it’s like I can’t believe I’m just peeing on a chair..and this is a LONG pee. Some guy walks in with a plate of spaghetti and I say, “Can you please leave for a min. until I’m done?” ..and he does. So pee, pee, pee..then I’m done and it’s like ok, now what? I have to clean this up. So I grab some toilet paper and start to wipe it up at that point I see ahead a couple of rows of tables up the sign for “Bathroom”. Duh! OMG what an idiot! At which point a man is pregnant on the left side of the room and his water breaks (notice a water theme?) and so some people strap his hands up in the air (he’s standing) with these belt type straps they’d use in a hospital or jail or something and he pushes and the baby starts to come out. You can see the shape of a baby head in his pants!! Then the baby comes out and somebody grabs it…
I think that was it. The details are amazingly crazy!
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